There is a lot of stuff on TV that people shouldn’t ever come across when they’re channel surfing. I swear that at any time on any given day there are at least four different TV stations showing poker, and I’m getting pretty tired of it. However, there is another “sport”, and I use that term very loosely, that I’m tired of seeing on TV and that is bowling. Sure, bowling can be a good time if you pair it with friends and an excessive amount of beer but there is absolutely no reason for it to be on TV. Bowling is one of those sports like badminton or curling that kids got in to because they never made it off the bench or out of right field when they were younger.

Any moron has the ability to bowl a strike when they’re out on the lanes; hell, I’ve seen 4 year olds do it bowling from between their legs, which is why there’s really no reason for it to be on TV. So yesterday I was a little caught off guard as I was navigating my way around my cable guide and saw bowling on Howard Stern's uncensored Howard TV. I figured I would give Stern the benefit of the doubt and check out what was going on and even though some of what I saw was awesome, in the end it was still bowling.

Howard TV decided to run a Bowling Beauties tournament which has a bunch of hot girls bowling in bikinis. The tournament has 16 girls, including a couple of porn stars who are no strangers to balls Gina Lynn and Savanna, while the other 14 are just random beautiful girls. Just to show how simple minded you can be to bowl, meet one of the contestants Michele:

That should prove how little it takes to be able to throw a ball down a lane and knock some pins over. You can meet the rest of the contestants here: CraveOnline Presents Howard TV's Bowling Beauties

I used to firmly believe that girls in bikinis could make anything great; however, I’m sad to report that it is untrue. Something like bowling just can’t be fixed with some big boobs and a tight ass covered by minimal material. If you have Howard TV I would recommend checking the tournament out when the next episode airs on May 22nd. Just make sure your TV is on mute so you don’t have to listen to the bimbos squawk