This past Monday How I Met Your Mother introduced the world to "The Naked Man". You may ask what this is and well to be brutally honest it's a method to get ones self laid. Yes it may seem crude but lets face it, everyone is curious. The Naked Man is a technique used under dire conditions. This method is only to be implemented when the chips are down and you're ready to fold.
Easy to pull of The Naked Man consists of only a few steps. Once on your date manuver your way to the other persons apartment. At this point you'll need to find a distraction to have them leave the room for a few minutes. As soon as they're gone you now have a few minute window to strip down. Upon their return you present yourself in a humuros manor. You laugh, they laugh, they sleep with you.
IMPORTANT THIS METHOD WORKS 2 OUT OF EVERY 3 TIMES!
Alright so you may not believe everything you hear on TV and this may be one of those things not to believe. Though I'm sure it would be funny as hell for someone to attempt to pull off, it probably wont work.
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MrNavy
Rating 7.5 - 2008-12-09 17:28:19
Neil Patrick Harris gets none. Justice has been served! Now stop acting!
rhigg
Rating 8 - 2008-12-01 10:27:46
A scream!
BeerStarr
Rating 9.6 - 2008-11-30 21:18:56
lolololoolololololololoololol
GrizzlyGreen
Rating 7.6 - 2008-11-30 02:53:52
kinda funny
opieposten
Rating 7.5 - 2008-11-28 13:57:58
I prefer being the receipiant of the "I've got boobs" segment. Never fails with me.
NPH pose probably does work with his target audience.